Pretty When Alive

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Here is some actual conversation I overheard while going to the movies yesterday.

Girl: I got my first kiss. On that spot.

Girl's friend: Awwwwwww.

Girl: All the way down there. It was really awkward.

Chip at 7:26 PM

Chip: I would like to be a rock star, but I lack the talent, ability, looks, charisma, stamina, etc. I share very few interests with any of my friends. I haven't slept in a bed regularly since 2002, and sometimes my back hurts. Sometimes I drink. A lot. But not often. I watch a lot of movies and TV, and read a lot of books.

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